Impersonal Universification - class collaboration 3 Dec 2013 @ about 6 pm/est
Yuletide Groundhogs
An awesome/disturbing poem by Joey and Darian
Enlightenment can create a springtime fling?
Android or iPhone? on the news, who cares, I’ll take a walk.
Chowder day at the cafeteria- your friend, a backstabber!
Young cry out- oh, the pained voices!
The unbecoming envy of a womanizer. Not again, not again…
Neo-nazi tooth fairy (Dan & Marcus)
Acid will force many Problems.
Rhyming on top of cinder block,
Masticating a once beautiful rose.
Dandelion, it will soon embrace.
Carnations are Fall’s leaves,
Variables to none be blessed.
Property remarked to have known to be better
Llamas Equilibrium
Composed by Daniela and Kaitlyn
Cooked deer testicles are scattered across the forest
Santa Claus knows
Greens, yellows, and purples were all she saw after the hook-up
Bribery occurred, she assumed.
Property taxes are a cheat.
Who cares if snakes tucked them in?
Miley Cyrus Lust by Mindy and Peyton
Tucked behind the cave you hear a sizzle
Wooly Mammoths use calculators to determine variables
Justin Bieber, so confused, takes out his portable hand saw.
Paternalism from Billy Ray gets Miley to stop twerking. Abracadabra!
Variables are found, class is restored.
District 13 Illuminati - Ellen, Carissa, Ryan
Gerard-Jaffare-Alejandro tamed all the dragons
Avarice for gold drew him to Wapakoneta
Problems ensued when he ran into Captain Tuttle…
Spiteful of the competition, Gerard enlisted Edward Cullen
Wrath for blood and gold, hunger for power and a burger
Variables aside, gold was found and all was forgiven
Frozen Cantaloupe Conspiracy
By Bethany, Elizabeth, and Freyja
Forget the Cantaloupe in this equation.
Shed the rats;
Shed the bats.
Zombies slowly disappear.
The absinthe hides the woman who bawls because she is cheap.
Mistaking Floccinaucinihilipilification - Jenny & Mary
Big Foot thought his yellowing skin was nothing, but it was xanthosis.
Dragons think nothing of their golden nugget.
Rabbit never thought to stop to smell the rose.
Mice seldom appreciate how nice it is to walk.
Opossums, before being shot, thought, Hey! Free salt.
Big Foot, shedding through the snow, on a one horse open sleigh.
An awesome/disturbing poem by Joey and Darian
Enlightenment can create a springtime fling?
Android or iPhone? on the news, who cares, I’ll take a walk.
Chowder day at the cafeteria- your friend, a backstabber!
Young cry out- oh, the pained voices!
The unbecoming envy of a womanizer. Not again, not again…
Neo-nazi tooth fairy (Dan & Marcus)
Acid will force many Problems.
Rhyming on top of cinder block,
Masticating a once beautiful rose.
Dandelion, it will soon embrace.
Carnations are Fall’s leaves,
Variables to none be blessed.
Property remarked to have known to be better
Llamas Equilibrium
Composed by Daniela and Kaitlyn
Cooked deer testicles are scattered across the forest
Santa Claus knows
Greens, yellows, and purples were all she saw after the hook-up
Bribery occurred, she assumed.
Property taxes are a cheat.
Who cares if snakes tucked them in?
Miley Cyrus Lust by Mindy and Peyton
Tucked behind the cave you hear a sizzle
Wooly Mammoths use calculators to determine variables
Justin Bieber, so confused, takes out his portable hand saw.
Paternalism from Billy Ray gets Miley to stop twerking. Abracadabra!
Variables are found, class is restored.
District 13 Illuminati - Ellen, Carissa, Ryan
Gerard-Jaffare-Alejandro tamed all the dragons
Avarice for gold drew him to Wapakoneta
Problems ensued when he ran into Captain Tuttle…
Spiteful of the competition, Gerard enlisted Edward Cullen
Wrath for blood and gold, hunger for power and a burger
Variables aside, gold was found and all was forgiven
Frozen Cantaloupe Conspiracy
By Bethany, Elizabeth, and Freyja
Forget the Cantaloupe in this equation.
Shed the rats;
Shed the bats.
Zombies slowly disappear.
The absinthe hides the woman who bawls because she is cheap.
Mistaking Floccinaucinihilipilification - Jenny & Mary
Big Foot thought his yellowing skin was nothing, but it was xanthosis.
Dragons think nothing of their golden nugget.
Rabbit never thought to stop to smell the rose.
Mice seldom appreciate how nice it is to walk.
Opossums, before being shot, thought, Hey! Free salt.
Big Foot, shedding through the snow, on a one horse open sleigh.